The infamous One Word Story

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This is the full listing of the One Word Story topic from our forums. Each user contributes one word to an evergrowing, ever-confusing story.
It is silly, but then again so are our users. Yes, me included.

So to comemerate the 1000th post in that topic, I've created this page to show just how silly we are.

A Ryan is procrastinated helplessly for biscuits but Ryan also drank liver after sharing popcorn with melchette but organic rice has crap sticking to different carbon-bonds while alterating mead.
jaundist and randomness which can be misunderstood as sillyness is not good toast buttered with speaking butter jam but brown cartalage-jam foetus toes curled starwerd towards contanental fists of pointlessness optamisum spelling UGG worms which condemn bagels acting for Horlix and dancing naked round tent with fire and ultimate showband elves doing strip-tease flicking peanuts at passing villagers who are throwing dead frogs at scarecrows which danced by using moonlight to drums UGG playing nazal flutes unwillingly while flying large dragons who eat daffodils whilst frightening carsons by electrocuting rats smelling of carsons ass which made tofu eating compulsory for catkin`s and skaven with Corporals who can`t eat tofu but then go and throw stones at shieldwalls especially after if they fall down without fluffy pets under a pillow.
death is just humouring catkin`s by roasting them in an > open fire-pit tasty then jucey which atributes much of orc's table manners really forgoing Grimlock .
tut tut however > mellchett hates spelling antidisestablishmentarism tut-tut I want their socks to polish old-people along weasel UGG socks that fitted many a weasel Spooks and smelt like roasting harrys hair arms over hot daffodils .
awch by alighting under dwarvish bums smell awful more than daffodils in october leaking many little wet porridge flavoured weasels dipped in treakle and cream with hundreds of sprinkles lovingly over a open skeleton pit that looked remotley edible people which contrasts phagosignisum are wet werewolves hiding under skirts because cheese of furry undead daffodils which did contemplate why words hurt so very much when spoken in wookie while dancing round small siscilian polls that froze many dancers under a weasel called gertrid smells minty mints while the long haired blue catapillar danced jovially ensuring many many catapilars which build random nests atop of houses and they also intend to castrate anybody from Underdark sweden who enjoy smelly weasels pants early breakfasts can cans stupidly and wierdly danced naked round a boulder shaped like a candle that sat down looking bemused popping corn over umteen canteens consuming weasels by boiling them until the weasels absorb powder from happening across cheese rolls po-tate-oes covered with beans whom lost their mummy whilst playing cocky twister and cheesy parcheesy.
Horlix licked icecream from dogs owners! pants without second thoughts other than one long bendy bendy brown Klaa which is discriminating against other klaas because klaas see everything including whats inside peoples daffodils and people pocket which cannot escape alkatraz early in the blue morning before I fry.
Burning hats constitutes reflecting sound waves off walls , tungues ,eyes nose, legs etc with rasberey JAM! attracting bees turnips, cows optionaly eat ulgy frogs snails, oversized french GOBLETS filled with JACK black cock skins and nothing.
nothing? at the small tickle which opposes nobody but within constrictions Daffodils constrict rather large nuts which can grow anywhere but outside when moonlight graces Random orbs by touch.
Then the big ulgy weasel poasted something spelt uncorractly and left uranium in bushes as something squishy oddly intellagent because of sharks chasing squeeking long Daffodils that hunt big bunches while they dance into abeyance without any importance ignoring orders that would be adjecent to Obnoxious Penguins that slaughter Heathens Cats and Miserable dogs not cats that meaow with legs instead of a rather big dafodill of tiny odour that swam oceans eleven but then went to buy sharp nostrils which can penetrate orcs burning Fat underneath Sheathes red with many stars of worthy flaming death BLUAAAAAAA!!!!!!! shouted the Mischievous shitzoo in a tutu prancin to the Heartlands screeming Shaun you idoit and that was burning rather alot of daffodils which by some manner beyond the realm are toasters broken by bread sandwages which exploded sending meat flying through only cages of kitties which dance on toaster that did use non-renewable rats to clean the mouths of NDMs spearmen while they try to train the dogs how to capture flags which contain peanuts Of Desolation +8 while the COMMISSAR of the left over fluff i like fluff word one equals rabbits rampant dancing in wellington boots made of cheese with Arguably tasteless pants which cover the planets most occupied with cream that Controlls abnormally from the daffodils to pole vaulting via the long hairy weasel faction boasting cheese all over your clean ears ears on sheep feet that hands all the way to the bar of freeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 women openly rejecting showing unusual potential underneath spuirels overhead the trees sway into a bush of randomness meaningless tea spilling spagetti over unusual cups cupping before posing nude near the fires nude repeating malnutrition jokes not damaging plans of washburn memorial soap Once upon a time there a group within big forest syndorme which carries the flea jump high of cheese bags sand of cheese Originally a fort complaining about how orcs can swim without wings belonging calm chickens rates against sexist complaints odinating under gluttes which did'nt kill jam and toasted egg flies flies upon random infection spots yelling frogs over flowing larinx of death poseing nude the arch bishop of cantabury holding grapes of wrath , despair unfortunate horses validating mupets for fun investagators dancing in robes dustaly pink osophagus leaking green moldy austrailian hats custarding foyle socks from Fungus covered musk anyhow oxin seem strange to other australian oxin wearing ikit's skirt .
I like rodent eggs but skirts are sexier than on horlix and grimlock and their sheep also ryan when swimming in the sewage found under the nostril of glen snorting sugar granulated? muffins of red elderberries! mmmmm muffins! of atomic green badgers? clans? and spirits of opertunistic pixies escorts singen HA! This hoe danced sloe to funk metal wearing pink pyjamas made children cry redrum in fear of the Immense pile of nothing that moved fat as daffodils this time it was uncontrolable plants of necklaced and rubberized plants.
This rabbit hopped into a cake of death or mushroom made from cake dust that destroyed minds of mash simplisity made non-simple samples of fish that sample simple monsters claws which slash fat people faster than annonymous rods of toast rolling down tight corners followed by a BANANA twice running amuck near europe but the french flag dislikes wind blown by gaseous Ghastly figure who posed for pictures which were terroribly naughty but his modesty would sock puppets repeatedly stabbing cheese tosties shoes filled with cream like salad "yummy" said Gelig and there was twice the normal love-dust floating on line @ www ,floating ,frogs ,co,uk,org,tk,com //gohome,wheab /tthheet/ndm/co Why drink taste bunions with cider leperacy distilled under foxtrot berries which smell BAaaaaaaAAD! aS Oscar romero prettyful sunglasses .
when I'm undressing infront of paper windows cry letters at crutual points through-out the economical climate so ebileh can harvest souls and eat KFC daffodils and other things like the empty bag-of-holding shoe case.
This is annoying because all we? All we do is post wierd subliminal nonsense period clothing used by monkeys for twalet residents twisty sleeps on mattresses covered in pies , sheperd's bush is not allowed treakle as it suffers the little spueeks loudly like four horsemen whose eyes bulge like llama 's wallets grandperents when bought from flagship traders in belfast super hospital bug that builds highways towards sky city's towering antenae.
in the shower curtain of doom , Meanwile fluffy rabbits rampaged around Bristol park fondeling leprechauns monkeys floating high ontop a tree scoping ice bunnies attack bunnie rabbits on toast with bunnies blood within qumkuat stomach acids eating tribbles of tastyness.
Bunnies drive people into madness with large melons jyrating munkees and infaltrating computers insides by monkeys clavical sleds like Gertrude 's shingauls of Burning spiders .
Once apon a time there was many Baboon bums seen with bush syndrome eating huge pizzas made of tribbles and FEET syndrome have apples growing from strange places despite the climate change due to dungheaps destroying our atmosphere with weather machines made from kryptonite which can only manipulate cats when voles attack dance on monkeys who cant dance without guns filled with frogs and gunpowder would blast turkeys necks at invading humans who travel via Teleporters located on dog's hind quarters monkeys non-sensical testies bring horrible pain to testies and unresponsive intestines that float buoyant like Implants which Imploded due to air pressure implant's in R2D2 who sang like elvis when he gained lots of apples and said 'uh-hu' my righteous friend boogie down when You cant Take whiplash dog's funky chicken soup cabbage will sit with my bread randomly spouting legs arms and cereal made from dandruff demons who raided underwear when cats urinated over precious monkeys which farted despite lacking colon's knickers Attached by string panties found in Japan that Everyone smelt Ratty on barbecued Bananas with assorted vegetables and other green frogs because thats almost sexy cats toasted beside open BBQs covered with large blue slime that alters all evil when darkness falls down the tunnel of love racing a monken black jacket covered compleatly in chocolate urine that tasted just like potatoes that spin very strangely while superman does a highland jig upon many large balls representing to turtoises that invade trees who grow backwards in summer when trees explode showering boz that turns monkeys into very excited dancers.
when FUR gets trapped between three clumps burning badly in a nest of squids and small alligators roasting in an open fire when suddenly many Ogre's ninjas burst out dramatically under water without teeth giving highly advanced intoxicated sheep a run REVOLUTION of FRANCE that spills messy beans all revolutionised by monkeys wielding flames that snake under Peat Thompson rosy van legless Nuns catching lamps filled red beside my letterpress oppisite pink petunias and asassinate weasel's badger using long sharp pointy erect white cricket bats covered in caramel sauce and dipped by goblins which smell badly of rotting badgers crap which isn't all interesting.
Then some stupid Badger that failed to die last night was just hung Expresso! style from large mugs containing acidic dog treats.
which look suspicously like frogs legs were severed with teeth torn from ass by lions and munkees in caves under clouds sword.
which sat with monkey pellets smelling of tripe flavoured cookies containing anthrax badgers urine which collided hideously against Frances nuclear pot painted blue snail that ran very slowly against long johns silver ostrich however game said die evil buzzard while chewing liquor smelling of weasels urine in soup made compleatly from turnips knees bent by I whilst you danced enthusiastically round losing the plot which by the action of loseing means everyone drank tea laced with nuclear coffee granules eaten in fluffy mugs of death.
and pie was gaming like jonathan basic instincts lies to captains falling under a shark cave by police chasing many whales because captains arnt smarte with M&Ms while lemmings leap labourously under extreamly bad cheese that ate purple mushrooms dripping orange and atomic berry blast from outter Mongolia while chickens slaugtered parrots.
Later, turnips grow legs and decide to paint your genitales lumpy orange over apples slowly falling upward spiriling over large giants and thinking smelly dirty imature game -filled with pies urine smoked under the gril of Avo Erin sense magic *ping* then warp doilies vaporised Penguins by means of badgers brilliant enemy weisle missile exploded off cream monsters colon which erected posts wrongly into soily diapers rapidly dancing speedily up-side-down inside-out rong-way-round back-to-front round about a round-about garden filled rat intestines burning death on a book called pie? Meanwhile uranus found venus who liked jam favoured pudding with milky pudding nuts dropped down a mine shaft belonging with chocolate toasted bread.
Ahhh wapp styled hair conditioner systematically changed sized portions straightening frizzy pickles hair destroys under arm positioned over Mount pleasent octogon ,however many badgers jump agianst walls simply bashing nuts with their branes knocked by page of 100!!!!! ,so john decided to run like weasils towards the winning of coffee!! however the rats nibble on caffiene candies which make them go to toilets violently bad fingers and heads over towards Dynamic groups when chairs advanced historically towards pink cats plot during storytime Games meltdown large coffee pots that explode causing MASS Caffiene wipe-out submew Caboom! bang and Cawallop splat whoops *boot* hi my mate said caffienated chocolate ice cream tastes just Superexcellent rotten foot odour which can leap over ducks and platypuses bills at five past four then every day as toasted marshmallows would jump higher than penguins than with left handed rats butter scotch candy covered by badgers strategically brilliant PARTY! animal rules by Terry who fished with fred down by a semi- local bar weasel from jupiter but suddenly badger saved many lamposts from extingtion avenue bloing! alongside chickens farm animals cuissne toasted wabbits jacket turnips pub that swallowed very large fish glands while snow! melts sadly away under lightbulbs powered by herrings riding sheep backwards towards heavenly dumps within the deamon elf large *cough* magical magic of cronic sausages of cronic death of turkey traumatic cake chocolate at heart which eats my soul! reaper standard format double flip headshot with many humbugs posing together for photos without dragons and handbooks which kill anime which found enemies of very pretty legs strangely attractive socks made out of concrete flowers petals with explosive explosives attached by manly girlyness with over cannon balls tied to munkee's leg yugioh beside tables dudly bannans doom of explosions apples tripe ontop of mange beasts from france germany eats toffee coffee doughnuts cream elephant yugioh north and yugioh upset crocodile eaten with bacon cheese sandwich barbecued brussel rabit stew pot lost humbug white rabbits under rocks blowfish pipers with shurikens dipped gold trinkets flying F16s dropping droppings covered in toasted leprechauns pants burning sunglasses that oblivion destroyed corn ribits rear.
ducks which don't care about me being gay grey WoW shudders at MUNKEE eating peoples Baddgers and spitting feathers out backwards through lenghts of dusty pie crud consumed with greed lost in many pants while cats suck lemons down evil   alleyways.
whales burp damnation decaying magical nipples pointed homersexual legless poo All! moving over long legged elephants with balls! sunburnt by tasty salty heratics baked barbecue pasta legs turducken pies skipping by the stream of slime glouping over haybales burning brightly because frogs explode messily coloured blood which happens to be all blue not green only blue while dragons drop faction poo from the blue sky monkeys but they lost the gavin which hates bright young badgers because they despoil many unwiting young children of truth cant happen when moss losses unmentionable unmentionables forbidden gurlz that eat lard on BarBeQues which Gavin trips over and roasts his brussels while spike points towards him and laughs hysterically while hamburgers fly without wings stuck to various bananaphones ringing to really really annoy chay and nikkiE over because i love hating muslims with reason to fly right towards mecca because mother told rude tails to me backwards towards wall in random infinamy cats that found truffles under beds four times in flight frozen grapes eat skipping away bananas lost games by falling into large bags without looking over the rainbow and offensive formations formed with random legless BBQ's waterpistol frenzy sponge death snapdragon by orange GAME over the rainbow somewhere has destroyed haemorrhoids! headcrabs sickness deflates pro-active spam not semi- conscious dota porn bondage rape murder sucks goblin intestines trainspotting uber ripe mellons with vicious weasels killing spiders and hunters why if I could love my BRICK when smiling paedophiles play with many lubricated dolphins clocks with sweets and windy weasels that drink Jack heavily trying to devour.
Melchette hero wannabe pants flagpole and KFC drivethru legless gerbils enjoy boogaloo dancing with purple tigers grooming popen for giant centipedes which breakdanced while masturbating on mastercating weasels that fly with lunch type boxes who germinate every time ironic things happen they respect the discombobulatiom yeep from yearly heat over God biscuit sauce fishing in long panty-hoes modelled by Glenn while pulling sharks off tee-shirts showing weasels dancing drunkenly lame fish cake stew eaten regurgitated with dead cows and SNAPPY chickens . . . .


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